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How I want my ex to end up

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people:

Me:

WHEN I SEE ENGAGEMENT NOTIFICATIONS ON FACEBOOK

howdoiputthisgently:

When I’m alone in my room & my favorite song comes on

whatshouldwecallme:

When I have a drunken heart-to-heart with my best friend

whatshouldwecallme:

When I decide to start getting in shape for summer

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

When I get caught doing something I shouldn’t be doing

whatshouldwecallme:

WHEN I GET TO GO HOME AND SEE MY BEST FRIEND

howdoiputthisgently:

When I see my best friend laughing at an inside joke with someone else

whatshouldwecallme:

Trying to get out of bed on Monday morning

whatshouldwecallme:

WHEN PEOPLE DISCUSS THEIR WEEKEND PLANS

howdoiputthisgently:

THEY’RE LIKE:

AND I’M LIKE: